An account permitted to install a crontab can substantially delay the central cron daemon by supplying many environment assignments. Debian's crontab command validates these assignments cheaply, while the daemon repeatedly scans and reallocates its growing environment during load_user(). With many distinct names sharing long prefixes, loading grows approximately quadratically. Isolated measurements on the packaged code: 1,000 assignments parsed in 0.23 s; 8,000 in 14.35 s. A 9.28 MB crontab was accepted by crontab(1) in about 0.2 s, then took about 22 s in the daemon's database-loading path. Changing and reloading it incurred a similar delay. We have not established the maximum practical delay or demonstrated an out-of-memory failure. The daemon loads synchronously, so other jobs can be delayed during the parse. The attached Debian -212 quilt patch replaces repeated linear environment-name lookup with a balanced index and geometrically grown ordered vector, retaining last-value-wins and assignment order. It also adds a 16 MiB whole-crontab size limit and a 16 MiB accounting budget for copied job environments. Comments count toward file size but are skipped by environment parsing. The budget is conservative for repeated replacements. Both limits are checked at installation and load time, with recovery when an oversized system file is corrected. The patched Debian source built in a disposable trixie container. All 13 existing Debian integration tests passed, as did focused environment, allocation-failure, installer-budget and loader-recovery tests. The patch includes regression sources; build/test integration for the complete patch series is available on request. This affects Ubuntu cron 3.0pl1-200ubuntu1 and -209ubuntu1 as well. Debian and Ubuntu Security Teams reviewed the findings and recommended public bug reports. No privilege escalation was demonstrated. Regards, Brett Sutton