#141997 wishlist request for engrish filter

Package:
filters
Source:
filters
Description:
collected filters, including B1FF and the Swedish Chef
Submitter:
Adam Heath
Date:
2021-04-12 12:51:03 UTC
Severity:
wishlist
Tags:
#141997#5
Date:
2002-04-09 17:09:31 UTC
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It would be nice if there was an engrish filter.
#141997#10
Date:
2002-05-22 17:47:13 UTC
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It would be nice if someone wrote one, I suppose. Volenteers?
#141997#17
Date:
2020-12-17 20:49:44 UTC
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God eneving

I have try to dink about this, and find these informations:
https://engrish.com
https://www.reddit.com/r/engrish/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engrish

But when I read these things, I get so much tears of laughing, very hard
to concentration to write such filter!

Here's any simply replacements the filter must mkae:
All "Don't" could be replaced by "No"
Wi-Fi with Wi-fe or Fi-Wi
really -> really
understand -> under stans
glad -> gland

What would "Debian the universal system" become in engrish?

 From the bottom of my heart,
#141997#22
Date:
2021-04-12 12:49:26 UTC
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prototype:

$ cat engrish
#!/bin/bash

echo "$@" | sed "s,best regards,from the bottom of my heard,g" \
           | sed "s,glad,gland,g" \
           | sed "s,understand,under stans,g" \
           | sed "s,really,raelly,g" \
           | sed "s,don't,no,g"


./engrish "don't feed the pets. really it is forbidden. we are glad if
you follow and understand these basic rules. best regards"

no feed the pets. raelly it is forbidden. we are gland if you follow and
under stans these basic rules. from the bottom of my heard

it's a start?