NAME denuncify - denounce a developer SYNOPSIS denuncify [option ...] <developer@debian.org <mailto:developer@debian.org>> DESCRIPTION Leaders denounce developers. Developers denounce back. Now everybody is doing it. Let's make a tool to denounce people for us so we can all get back to work building a new release for our users. EXAMPLES denuncify --wallet-squeeze uk-resident@debian.org <mailto:uk-resident@debian.org> Threaten to expel UK developers who don't give money to Debian UK Society. denuncify --build-attack-site http://jacobappelbaum.net <http://jacobappelbaum.net> Build an anonymous attack site to trash a developer's reputation. Like troll emails, nobody can be too certain who the attackers are, but we know they are in Debian. denuncify --press-briefing ioerror@debian.org <mailto:ioerror@debian.org> When the press knock on your door, tell them about everything the Debian account managers said on debian-private. denuncify --demote inferior@debian.org <mailto:inferior@debian.org> Indulge your superiority complex by making another volunteer who you don't like feel inferior. DPL privs required. denuncify --backstab victim@debian.org <mailto:victim@debian.org> Send gossip emails to other open source projects to undermine a developer. denuncify --query --bounty=500 me@debian.org <mailto:me@debian.org> Offer a bounty to find out who denounced you and denounce them back. denuncify --query --desparate --post-hoc ex-developer@debian.org <mailto:ex-developer@debian.org> Search for evidence to justify denouncing somebody last month. denuncify --burn -a witch@debian.org <mailto:witch@debian.org> Hold a GR vote to permanently expel somebody who was already expelled. Burn those witches, make sure they are really dead! Burn, baby, burn! KNOWN BUGS Serious developers are spending time on other projects or quitting. UNANSWERED QUESTIONS Who denounced who first? AUTHOR Debian Witch Hunting Squad LICENSE 007: License to troll